пятница, 7 августа 2015 г.
Templar meets kat
What do you doo when you stumble upon a cat sleeping on top of some car? Of course, you try to poke it in the butt! This cat tho doesn't seem to give a shit!
https://youtu.be/g-1jbYgbU-U
четверг, 6 августа 2015 г.
понедельник, 3 августа 2015 г.
воскресенье, 2 августа 2015 г.
Templar does ВДВ day!
Story time! Gather round, children, and someone pls get that piss flap sammich outta the way, I accidentally sat on it and now my pants look like Kenny attempted an intercourse with them.
So, this morning at around 10 I woke up to some fags drunk cries. It appears someone stuck a piece of paper on the windshield of his car. He was pissed and was walking around shouting obscenities at the guy who did it. Templar got pissed and called the cops. 30 [s]years[/s] minutes later still no cops. Templar called again, and the dispatcher woman said she was gonna tell 'em to hurry up. Okay, at last cops appear. They check the guys papers then try to reason with him. I'd expect them to beat him up and take him to the monkey pens, but alas. It seems that being ВДВ (russian airborne) makes him a bit more special than Templar himself, who, a couple of years ago, got stuffed into a police car and taken to the cells to spend the rest of New years night there.
Anyway, Templar knew there was gonna be some activity in the Gorky Park that day, so he headed that way.
So, this morning at around 10 I woke up to some fags drunk cries. It appears someone stuck a piece of paper on the windshield of his car. He was pissed and was walking around shouting obscenities at the guy who did it. Templar got pissed and called the cops. 30 [s]years[/s] minutes later still no cops. Templar called again, and the dispatcher woman said she was gonna tell 'em to hurry up. Okay, at last cops appear. They check the guys papers then try to reason with him. I'd expect them to beat him up and take him to the monkey pens, but alas. It seems that being ВДВ (russian airborne) makes him a bit more special than Templar himself, who, a couple of years ago, got stuffed into a police car and taken to the cells to spend the rest of New years night there.
Anyway, Templar knew there was gonna be some activity in the Gorky Park that day, so he headed that way.
суббота, 1 августа 2015 г.
A Zergillion of Snails
Oh my god.
As you alrdy know, I thought that the mortality rate was pretty high among my hatchlings. Wasn't able to spot more than a few active snails at any given time.
So today I open the crate where I keep most of the hatchlings in order to feed them and ... HOLY FOCK!
A huge pile of snails, all twitching and hungry! And very much alive!
THE BROOD NEEDS FOOD!
Dammmmn!
DAT ZERG HATCHERY M8
Some of the hatchiling venture to the far sides of the crate, presumably on foraging expeditions:
All in all the situation seems good. Here's a picture of the mothership:
Till next time!
пятница, 31 июля 2015 г.
The Dark Path
Apparently some things are irreversible. Once done, the can't be undone. It's clearly in the nature of the universe. And Templar, pretty much like anyone else gets to learn this lesson at some point.
среда, 29 июля 2015 г.
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