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воскресенье, 2 августа 2015 г.

Templar does ВДВ day!

Story time! Gather round, children, and someone pls get that piss flap sammich outta the way, I accidentally sat on it and now my pants look like Kenny attempted an intercourse with them.

So, this morning at around 10 I woke up to some fags drunk cries. It appears someone stuck a piece of paper on the windshield of his car. He was pissed and was walking around shouting obscenities at the guy who did it. Templar got pissed and called the cops. 30 [s]years[/s] minutes later still no cops. Templar called again, and the dispatcher woman said she was gonna tell 'em to hurry up. Okay, at last cops appear. They check the guys papers then try to reason with him. I'd expect them to beat him up and take him to the monkey pens, but alas. It seems that being ВДВ (russian airborne) makes him a bit more special than Templar himself, who, a couple of years ago, got stuffed into a police car and taken to the cells to spend the rest of New years night there.





Anyway, Templar knew there was gonna be some activity in the Gorky Park that day, so he headed that way.