Templar goes to the ZOO!

Оh fock guys that was one EPIC walk in the zoo!

A lot of cool shit happened! So, you ready?!?!?!?

Here we go!



sorry for the wierd colors, i am not good with digital cameras

Here I am approaching the zoo.

The weather is hot, the sun shines bright and it's around 4:30 pm.

This is Rostov-on-Don's Zoo. The ticket for an adult costs 80 rubles (a little less than 2 dollars).

The ticket is cool too! Those creatures are the mummy trolls (that's what we call em here) from Tuwe Janson's books :3

This is Przhevalski's horse. It isn't actually a horse, more like a mule. Cool stuff. As you will see later, it's just like petting zoo in here.

Anyway, if you want to see all of the pics, here is the album: http://imgur.com/a/WyiEY#0

I will highlight the funny moments.

Here's a Russian Bear for you.

This fella here is givin' his lady the ol' lickaroo. Big feral bulls r badass!

And they also love Pepsi! Look how he licks his lips!

(no, this blog is not powered by Pepsi)

Aaaand a raptor assaulted my camera! This picture was taken 1/10th of a second after he did it!

Cocky bastard.

Then I saw some big cats, all of whom were sleeping and living in shitty conditions in small smelly cages. Shiiiet nigga.

And this:

I went into a back alley and saw the crime scene: a bottle, a condom, wet towels. Simple! They drank the beer, then he fucked her, they wiped their slimy sticky organs with the towel and left.

======CASE SOLVED==============

How lovely! Some CAREBEARS!

Um...capibaras. Oh.

Now that was asum! There's a a big ass pond in the zoo, and some woman with a big camera shouted "Look turtles!' Indeed, there were some cool fuckin water turtles! Wow, never seen those before! I tried to snap a picture, but the sun was blinding me so I only managed to capture its head in the bottom of the image:

Fuck yeah! Later I also saw a baby mountain goat (those with big horns) escape trough a hole under the fence! Lmao. 

Ola ke ase?

Ola ke ase!

Some awwww for the ladies and the more sensitive dudes of the forums :333333333333

Lmao this huge bird with a bag on its neck (what its called in english) escaped its pond and went to the deers lol: